"I like to sing around the bonfire, in my car and in the shower."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Jessica Pare on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Jessica Pare on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Jessica Pare on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Jessica Pare on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Jessica Pare on Steven Wright
"I didn't want to have braces when I was a kid and I'm pretty sure my dad didn't want to pay for them."