"That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'"
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."Jim Carrey on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."Jim Carrey on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."Jim Carrey on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."Jim Carrey on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."Jim Carrey on Mark Twain
"I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be performing."
"My mother was a professional sick person she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics who'd leave her alone at Christmas time."
"A lot of good love can happen in ten years."
"Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast. I don't have time for anything else right now but work and my daughter. She's my first priority."
"I think I could go away tomorrow. I've already accomplished something. It's such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself."