"If we don't change, millions of American families are just one medical emergency, or one layoff, away from financial disaster and bankruptcy."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Jim Cooper on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Jim Cooper on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Jim Cooper on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Jim Cooper on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Jim Cooper on Erma Bombeck
"This Congress is simply not doing its job under Republican leadership."