"I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Jim Goad on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Jim Goad on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Jim Goad on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Jim Goad on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Jim Goad on Henry Ward Beecher
"The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable."