"A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Jim Samuels on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Jim Samuels on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Jim Samuels on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Jim Samuels on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Jim Samuels on James C. Dobson