"I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way."
"Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies."Jimmy Carr on Mother Teresa
"Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase."Jimmy Carr on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step."Jimmy Carr on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired."Jimmy Carr on Martin Luther
"Before the throne of the Almighty, man will be judged not by his acts but by his intentions. For God alone reads our hearts."Jimmy Carr on Mahatma Gandhi
"As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing."
"I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me."
"I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26."
"After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead."