"I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I got to 'Saturday Night Live' where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I'm going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I'm gonna go sit with."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Jimmy Fallon on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Jimmy Fallon on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Jimmy Fallon on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Jimmy Fallon on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Jimmy Fallon on Friedrich Nietzsche
"I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed."
"We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph."
"My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn't let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can't dribble on grass."
"If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice."
"The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere."