"If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice."
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."Jimmy Fallon on Mae West
"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."Jimmy Fallon on Keanu Reeves
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."Jimmy Fallon on Mitch Hedberg
"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."Jimmy Fallon on Keith Sweat
"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."Jimmy Fallon on Wayne Dyer
"I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed."
"We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph."
"My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn't let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can't dribble on grass."
"I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I got to 'Saturday Night Live' where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I'm going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I'm gonna go sit with."
"The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere."