"The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it."
"Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."Jimmy Kimmel on Thomas Jefferson
"Rather be dead than cool."Jimmy Kimmel on Kurt Cobain
"All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough."Jimmy Kimmel on Angelina Jolie
"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."Jimmy Kimmel on Walt Whitman
"It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof."Jimmy Kimmel on Bill Gates