"I don't believe in dieting."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."Joan Collins on Mae West
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Joan Collins on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Joan Collins on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Joan Collins on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Joan Collins on Linford Christie
"Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine."
"I don't know why people are so obsessed with age anyway. I mean, 90 is the new 70 70 is the new 50 and 50 is the new 40 so the whole act-your-age thing? Only up to a point."
"I don't look my age, I don't feel my age and I don't act my age. To me age is just a number."
"I think it has something to do with being British. We don't take ourselves as seriously as some other countries do. I think a lot of people take themselves far too seriously I find that a very tedious attitude."
"The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer."