"The body is like a car: the older you become the more care you have to take care of it - and you don't leave a Ferrari out in the sun."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Joan Collins on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Joan Collins on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Joan Collins on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Joan Collins on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Joan Collins on Steven Wright
"Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine."
"I don't know why people are so obsessed with age anyway. I mean, 90 is the new 70 70 is the new 50 and 50 is the new 40 so the whole act-your-age thing? Only up to a point."
"I don't look my age, I don't feel my age and I don't act my age. To me age is just a number."
"I think it has something to do with being British. We don't take ourselves as seriously as some other countries do. I think a lot of people take themselves far too seriously I find that a very tedious attitude."
"The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer."