"Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Joan Rivers on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Joan Rivers on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Joan Rivers on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Joan Rivers on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Joan Rivers on Benjamin Franklin
"The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
"I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented."
"Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."