"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
"Physical fitness is not only one of the most important keys to a healthy body, it is the basis of dynamic and creative intellectual activity."Joan Rivers on John F. Kennedy
"It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver."Joan Rivers on Mahatma Gandhi
"Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live."Joan Rivers on Jim Rohn
"Leave all the afternoon for exercise and recreation, which are as necessary as reading. I will rather say more necessary because health is worth more than learning."Joan Rivers on Thomas Jefferson
"Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very fast."Joan Rivers on Thomas Jefferson
"The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
"I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented."
"Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."
"Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds."