"Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Joe Adcock on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Joe Adcock on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Joe Adcock on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Joe Adcock on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Joe Adcock on Henry David Thoreau