"Many of us are alarmed at the skyrocketing cost of medical care, including patients, who are the consumers. However, medical malpractice is not the reason for these increasing costs."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Joe Baca on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Joe Baca on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Joe Baca on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Joe Baca on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Joe Baca on Erma Bombeck
"The Postal Service's unmatched ability to reach every household and business in America six days a week is a vital part of the nation's infrastructure."
"Head Start graduates are more likely to graduate from high school and less likely to need special education, repeat a grade, or commit crimes in adolescence."
"As a proud Catholic, I know the impact that faith-based education can have in our society and have witnessed it first hand in my district."
"Catholic schools in our Nation's education have been paramount in teaching the values that we as parents seek to instill in our children."
"It is crucial that members of Congress cast votes that are supportive of the values upon which our nation was founded: equality, freedom, and opportunity for all people."