"You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough."
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."Joe E. Lewis on Confucius
"All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence."Joe E. Lewis on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."Joe E. Lewis on Thomas A. Edison
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."Joe E. Lewis on Robert Frost
"Nothing will work unless you do."Joe E. Lewis on Maya Angelou
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."
"I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play."