"I went through baseball as 'a player to be named later.'"
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Joe Garagiola on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Joe Garagiola on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Joe Garagiola on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Joe Garagiola on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Joe Garagiola on Henry David Thoreau
"Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast."
"One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth."