"I enjoy doing romantic stories. I've done a lot of them."
"Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow."Joe Lando on William Shakespeare
"Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance."Joe Lando on Oscar Wilde
"The word 'romance,' according to the dictionary, means excitement, adventure, and something extremely real. Romance should last a lifetime."Joe Lando on Billy Graham
"A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure."Joe Lando on Charlie Chaplin
"Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw."Joe Lando on Fran Lebowitz
"I'm the poster boy for Propecia. It's amazing."
"My dad is a really honest, hardworking, straight guy."
"Americans appreciate the way our friends around the world are sticking by us, and we all hope for their continued support in what's going to be some very trying times."