"My dad is a really honest, hardworking, straight guy."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Joe Lando on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Joe Lando on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Joe Lando on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Joe Lando on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Joe Lando on Friedrich Nietzsche
"I'm the poster boy for Propecia. It's amazing."
"Americans appreciate the way our friends around the world are sticking by us, and we all hope for their continued support in what's going to be some very trying times."
"I enjoy doing romantic stories. I've done a lot of them."