"I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."Joe Rogan on Albert Einstein
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities."Joe Rogan on Dr. Seuss
"Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions."Joe Rogan on Albert Einstein
"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation and is but a reflection of human frailty."Joe Rogan on Albert Einstein
"Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?"Joe Rogan on Sun Tzu
"The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone."
"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."
"I had a sense of who I was before I got famous."
"I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do."
"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."