"I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Joe Scarborough on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Joe Scarborough on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Joe Scarborough on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Joe Scarborough on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Joe Scarborough on Steven Wright
"When I'm in town on Sundays, I sometimes go down to the Central Bar in the East Village to watch English football. But my natural inclination now is to get in the car with my wife and kids and get out of town."
"I have three favorite politicians: Reagan, Truman, and Bobby Kennedy - Bobby for showing remarkable political courage despite being loathed by many on both sides."
"Do not miss your children's childhood. Do not be away 200 nights a year as I was. Do not put strains on your marriage or family."
"There are 435 members of Congress. There's one 'Morning Joe' show. Hopefully, we can keep hammering the argument that you can disagree with other people and have debates but remain civil."