"Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that."
"Great minds discuss ideas average minds discuss events small minds discuss people."Joe Theismann on Eleanor Roosevelt
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."Joe Theismann on Albert Einstein
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."Joe Theismann on William Shakespeare
"One sees great things from the valley only small things from the peak."Joe Theismann on Gilbert K. Chesterton
"All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."Joe Theismann on Winston Churchill
"When I can 10 or 11, my mom was the one out there catching passes for me. She was my prime receiver."