"We need to be discussing issues specifically to help the American people. And that would not include illegal aliens. These are people - I'm for immigration - legal immigration. I've been an immigration attorney. But people who have come to our country and violated laws, we should not be providing full health care services."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Joe Wilson on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Joe Wilson on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Joe Wilson on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Joe Wilson on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Joe Wilson on Plato
"We have the new greatest generation. We don't need as large a military due to the technology we have, the equipment we have outfitting our personnel. They really are storm troopers."