"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."
"Physical fitness is not only one of the most important keys to a healthy body, it is the basis of dynamic and creative intellectual activity."Joey Adams on John F. Kennedy
"It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver."Joey Adams on Mahatma Gandhi
"Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live."Joey Adams on Jim Rohn
"Leave all the afternoon for exercise and recreation, which are as necessary as reading. I will rather say more necessary because health is worth more than learning."Joey Adams on Thomas Jefferson
"Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very fast."Joey Adams on Thomas Jefferson
"If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."
"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you."
"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
"Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'"