"If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."Joey Adams on Mark Twain
"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."Joey Adams on Albert Einstein
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."Joey Adams on Colin Powell
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."Joey Adams on Dale Carnegie
"If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance."Joey Adams on Abraham Lincoln
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."
"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you."
"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
"Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'"