"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."Joey Adams on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Experience is not what happens to you it's what you do with what happens to you."Joey Adams on Aldous Huxley
"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone."Joey Adams on Audrey Hepburn
"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest Second, by imitation, which is easiest and third by experience, which is the bitterest."Joey Adams on Confucius
"If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it."Joey Adams on Michael Jordan
"If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."
"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you."
"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."