"The grounding in natural sciences which I obtained in the course of my medical studies, including preliminary examinations in botany, zoology, physics, and chemistry, was to become decisive in determining the trend of my literary work."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Johannes Vilhelm Jensen on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Johannes Vilhelm Jensen on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Johannes Vilhelm Jensen on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Johannes Vilhelm Jensen on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Johannes Vilhelm Jensen on Erma Bombeck