"I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom."
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."John Barrymore on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Experience is not what happens to you it's what you do with what happens to you."John Barrymore on Aldous Huxley
"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone."John Barrymore on Audrey Hepburn
"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest Second, by imitation, which is easiest and third by experience, which is the bitterest."John Barrymore on Confucius
"If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it."John Barrymore on Michael Jordan
"In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief."
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."
"If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner."
"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning."
"The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good."