"The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time."
"Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present."John Barrymore on Roger Babson
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."John Barrymore on Abraham Lincoln
"Lost time is never found again."John Barrymore on Benjamin Franklin
"Patience and time do more than strength or passion."John Barrymore on Jean de La Fontaine
"The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is."John Barrymore on C. S. Lewis
"In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief."
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."
"If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner."
"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning."
"The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good."