"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?"
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."John Barrymore on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."John Barrymore on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."John Barrymore on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."John Barrymore on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."John Barrymore on Mark Twain
"In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief."
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."
"If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner."
"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning."
"The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good."