"This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section."
"A joke is a very serious thing."John Callahan on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."John Callahan on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."John Callahan on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."John Callahan on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."John Callahan on Henry Ward Beecher
"We're competing with everything: the beach, the mall, bookstores. Libraries are in a transition right now, caught between two forces, the old ways and technology. Libraries are under a lot of pressure to provide both."