"I had some vague memory of visiting Canberra as a lad, when we came up with my father by car. But when I made the long train journey from Sydney to Canberra and arrived at the little stop, I did wonder slightly whether this really was the national capital."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."John Henry Carver on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."John Henry Carver on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."John Henry Carver on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."John Henry Carver on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."John Henry Carver on Steven Wright