"Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise."
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."John Heywood on Barbara de Angelis
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."John Heywood on Socrates
"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."John Heywood on Robert Frost
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."John Heywood on Groucho Marx
"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."John Heywood on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?"
"If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent force within you, you will grow vigorous and happy, however adverse your circumstances may seem to be."