"It is simply a fact that the birth rate of our illegal immigrants exceeds that of our legal residents."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."John Linder on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."John Linder on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."John Linder on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."John Linder on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."John Linder on Plato
"Our soldiers have nobly fought to protect freedom since our country's birth, and have fought to protect those that could not protect themselves, even in foreign lands when called upon."
"Mexico takes a hard line on immigration, demanding that visitors to her shores enter lawfully, and show her respect during their stay."
"While tributes to Americans who had lost their lives in battle had been held in a number of towns across the nation, one of the more well-known stories about the beginnings of Memorial Day is the story about General John Logan."