"I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare."
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."John Mayer on Mae West
"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."John Mayer on Keanu Reeves
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."John Mayer on Mitch Hedberg
"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."John Mayer on Keith Sweat
"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."John Mayer on Wayne Dyer
"You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy."
"Look, demanding somebody do anything in this day and age is not going to fly."
"I was very successful from a very early age, and I want to keep it."
"If you get half a million, at a certain stage you probably will get 4 million people, if they are able to hear it. The touring thing is unbelievable. It really is amazing from what we did the last tour even to what we are doing now."
"I look away at car crashes, and I know people who look away at car crashes, because it makes us uncomfortable to watch other people in pain."