"A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally."
"A joke is a very serious thing."John Ratzenberger on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."John Ratzenberger on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."John Ratzenberger on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."John Ratzenberger on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."John Ratzenberger on Henry Ward Beecher
"Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it."
"On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, they'd let me know right away."
"Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs."