"Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it."
"I'll never stop dreaming that one day we can be a real family, together, all of us laughing and talking, loving and understanding, not looking at the past but only to the future."John Ratzenberger on LaToya Jackson
"If a country is to be corruption free and become a nation of beautiful minds, I strongly feel there are three key societal members who can make a difference. They are the father, the mother and the teacher."John Ratzenberger on Abdul Kalam
"Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten."John Ratzenberger on David Ogden Stiers
"The love of family and the admiration of friends is much more important than wealth and privilege."John Ratzenberger on Charles Kuralt
"Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."John Ratzenberger on Margaret Mead
"On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, they'd let me know right away."
"A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally."
"Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs."