"I get appalled when I see good drivers being left on the sidelines because they haven't come up with the half million to a million to put themselves in a competitive car."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."John Surtees on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."John Surtees on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."John Surtees on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."John Surtees on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."John Surtees on Steven Wright
"We couldn't get the car back until well after the end of the race and we had very little time for repairs."
"Obviously the first sentiment is disappointment that we didn't get the car home and more disappointment that at the time that it stopped the car was in the lead."