"I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way."
"A joke is a very serious thing."John Zorn on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."John Zorn on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."John Zorn on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."John Zorn on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."John Zorn on Henry Ward Beecher
"The idealists will always be in society, and we will survive."