"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Johnny Carson on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Johnny Carson on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Johnny Carson on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Johnny Carson on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Johnny Carson on Benjamin Franklin
"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'"
"My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."
"For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."
"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
"The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."