"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."
"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men."Johnny Carson on Frederick Douglass
"I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman."Johnny Carson on Anais Nin
"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance."Johnny Carson on Oscar Wilde
"Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?"Johnny Carson on Confucius
"Man becomes great exactly in the degree in which he works for the welfare of his fellow-men."Johnny Carson on Mahatma Gandhi
"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'"
"My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."
"For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."
"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."