"My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."Johnny Carson on Mark Twain
"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."Johnny Carson on Albert Einstein
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."Johnny Carson on Colin Powell
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."Johnny Carson on Dale Carnegie
"If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance."Johnny Carson on Abraham Lincoln
"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'"
"For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."
"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."
"The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."