"The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."Johnny Carson on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."Johnny Carson on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."Johnny Carson on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."Johnny Carson on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."Johnny Carson on Mark Twain
"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'"
"My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."
"For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."
"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."