"I love Louisiana. It's amazing."
"Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be."Johnny Knoxville on Angelina Jolie
"If you tell people where to go, but not how to get there, you'll be amazed at the results."Johnny Knoxville on George S. Patton
"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."Johnny Knoxville on Harry S. Truman
"If you set goals and go after them with all the determination you can muster, your gifts will take you places that will amaze you."Johnny Knoxville on Les Brown
"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."Johnny Knoxville on Conan O'Brien
"People go to car races to watch the crashes."
"I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian."
"A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart."
"It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible."
"I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies."