"I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Johnny Knoxville on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Johnny Knoxville on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Johnny Knoxville on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Johnny Knoxville on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Johnny Knoxville on Friedrich Nietzsche
"I love Louisiana. It's amazing."
"People go to car races to watch the crashes."
"A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart."
"It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible."
"I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies."