"People go to car races to watch the crashes."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Johnny Knoxville on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Johnny Knoxville on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Johnny Knoxville on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Johnny Knoxville on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Johnny Knoxville on Steven Wright
"I love Louisiana. It's amazing."
"I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian."
"A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart."
"It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible."
"I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies."