"Oh, I'm terrible at travel."
"It is better to travel well than to arrive."Johnny Vegas on Buddha
"Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends."Johnny Vegas on Maya Angelou
"One travels more usefully when alone, because he reflects more."Johnny Vegas on Thomas Jefferson
"Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not."Johnny Vegas on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page."Johnny Vegas on Saint Augustine
"I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough."
"I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind."
"You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is."
"I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the youngest-serving Labour councillors in the town and had refused to work in South Africa years ago because of the situation there. And he's never mentioned it - you just find out. That's a real man to me. A sleeping lion."
"My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with."