"To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."Jon Cryer on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."Jon Cryer on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."Jon Cryer on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."Jon Cryer on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."Jon Cryer on Mark Twain