"I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book."
"Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."Jon Heder on Thomas Jefferson
"Rather be dead than cool."Jon Heder on Kurt Cobain
"All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough."Jon Heder on Angelina Jolie
"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."Jon Heder on Walt Whitman
"It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof."Jon Heder on Bill Gates
"I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good."
"Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us."