"Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Jon Heder on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Jon Heder on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Jon Heder on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Jon Heder on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Jon Heder on James C. Dobson
"I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good."
"I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book."